Jersey Stoplight 

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

Jersey Stoplight by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

canadian stoplight 

when you get out of your car, run around it and get back in.

Hey lets make this a canadian stoplight, dont drive away until i get back in the car.

canadian stoplight by dick knuckle January 1, 2010

Polish Stoplight 

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.

Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.

Polish Stoplight by Riverbone Jackson January 5, 2011

One-stoplight

A town so small it has only one stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.

One-stoplight by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019

The stoplight look away 

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

The stoplight look away by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021

Yokel Stoplight 

A stoplight (traffic light) located at the intersection of a VERY busy highway - and a local road in a tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, where the highway passes through. The stoplight has EQUAL time at "red" (stop) on both the highway and the road. As a result, at rush hour, the highway traffic is backed up for miles, while there is few, if any vehicles on the local road. The locals don't care, but the traffic slowdown effects businesses, livelihoods and sanity in the bigger cities at either end of the highway.

(Driving to work) Aw man! There seems to be a traffic jam up ahead - oh wait...(looks at Google Maps)...it's just a Yokel Stoplight on this route. Should've took the interstate instead.

Yokel Stoplight by joe995 April 19, 2025

Mexican Stoplight

The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars

I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.

Mexican Stoplight by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025