hate poisoning

A serious sickness that the typical hater gets when they go around people who are doing exceptionally well in life whether it be acquiring wealth and success, a pretty girlfriend, a nice home, etc.

Some nigga brought over his bitch to see my new home and left with a serious case of hate poisoning.

hate poisoning by GhettoLinguist July 23, 2008

ink poisoning 

a disease made up by parents to get their kids to stop drawing on themselves.

mom - billy, you need to stop writing on yourself, you're going to get ink poisoning and die!
billy - yes ma'am! I don't wanna die!

college kid - dude, my roomates totally gave me a sharpie mustache last night.
lame college kid - omg!! you're totally going to get ink poisoning! get away from me!!!

ink poisoning by Kostovetskyyy April 6, 2010

Perioding

Verb:Per-i-od-ing

An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.

Amy:Hey are you still going to the connect party tomorrow

Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...

Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine

Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy

Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...

Perioding by =N' November 5, 2009

Mercury Poisoning 

Being afflicted with the AIDS virus, otherwise known as "Arse-Injected-Death-Syndrome". Named in tribute to Freddy Mercury (Aka - Farrouk Bulsara) who died from the disease still rocking the mic to the very end.

"Mrs. thompson, I'm afraid after young Jimmy was kidnapped and found 3 days later in the woods, we ran some routine tests on him. And it seems he has acute Mercury Poisoning... Oh stop fucking crying, can't you see I'm Hungover?"

"Hey Tom, man you look great! You lost a ton of weight. How did you do it?" "Well Sam, I shared a needle in a squat a few weeks back and now I got Mercury Poisoning. I won't lie, it kinda rocks!"

Mercury Poisoning by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011

Alcohol Poisoning 

Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

Alcohol Poisoning by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009

sperm poisoning 

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.

Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.

sperm poisoning by Veen May 5, 2003

Cream cake poisoning 

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.

Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.

Cream cake poisoning by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009