Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Noine 

An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."

I have noine pieces of vinyl from noineteen noinety-noine.

Noine by chains_addiction May 20, 2016

noneglasses 

That sensation when you feel that your sunglasses are still on top of your head when you've already removed them.

So there was me patting the top of my head, searching for noneglasses.

noneglasses by Bostranac September 4, 2015

nonces direct 

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

nonces direct by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

none living 

This is a seriocomical warning about the consequences of offensive behavior.

Has anyone ever gotten into the Sarge's face and told him off?

None living.

none living by I, Wreckerrr May 6, 2021

none of your concern 

What people say when you get too nosy.

Also what people say when you ask for too many details.

Hey Sam, I slept with this guy a few months ago
What? When? Who?

Nevermind. It is none of your concern.

none of your concern by Unco Sam December 9, 2015

none of my business 

When you know something that does not pertain to you so you don't say anything about it.

She's a hoe but that's none of my business

none of my business by Shambre June 20, 2014