melted toffee sundae 

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

melted toffee sundae by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

Miledy 

A beautiful, intelligent, classy women. She's shy and lovable. Her heart is as big as her ass.

She's a Miledy, I gotta cuff her.

Miledy by Miledy August 11, 2016

minted

loaded , lot of money or can mean good

he's minted

minted by witts.inc June 3, 2003

Milledgeville, IL 

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.

Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."

Milledgeville, IL by wimperingkittens December 1, 2009

Melted cheese spread 

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

Melted cheese spread by Golden graham July 13, 2015

melted ice 

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

melted ice by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

Melted 

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

Melted by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019