MereSeth 

Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.

A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before

Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever

MereSeth by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022

Merkent 

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

Merkent by zeroonefour October 23, 2009

Merkel 

verb

1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.

see also: swede

1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.

Merkel by RIP Europe April 22, 2017

merkfest 

To put on festival of merk.
In the sense of beating someone at a game or sport.
To bring a basket of merk to your opponents picnic.

I put on a merkfest at the gym today.
I merkfested some duds on the court today.
That was a pure merkfest.

merkfest by Benny Original Merk Zhang March 24, 2008

merked 

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.

merked by Tony Te Fan Club October 5, 2005

Merksville 

The place you send the legion upon legion of online gamers you have shot, stabbed, blown up ect....not a nice place to visit!

Eddie man, your punching tickets to Merksville left right n center...takin names n dealing pain!!

Merksville by Hunter-UK November 1, 2008

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

mertesucker by 151bar151 March 24, 2016