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South Dakota Martini 

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

Trayvon Martini 

/trā'vôn,märˈtēnē/
noun - alcohol

A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.

Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles

Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.
"Gotta be careful with that Trayvon Martini, man, you'll wind up facedown in the street."
Trayvon Martini by Drew182 June 18, 2014

martini elbow 

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
martini elbow by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

filthy martini 

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis
my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked

Juicy Martini 

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.
"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"
Juicy Martini by McCupcakes May 29, 2009