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lube luck 

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation
David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.
lube luck by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020

Reverse Jiffy Lube 

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.
Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.
Reverse Jiffy Lube by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

Luedtke Look 

The Ludetke Look is a look that is the worst look you could ever be given. A glare perfected by women given to their husbands. Originally started the Luedtke family and can only be well done with someone with relatives that are in the Ludetke Family.
Don't make me give you the Luedtke Look!
Not the Luedtke Look!
Luedtke Look by Vaati76 May 3, 2011

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.
Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"
lube up by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

Word lube 

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...
It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

Word lube by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009