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This is literally 911.

When you are playing a video game and you suddenly get attacked and it is totally unexpected. Similar to the events on 911.
2 friends where enjoying a game of Terrorist Hunt in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and suddenly the event's of 911 were repeated. 8 terrorists flanked the 2 friends and they were dead in seconds. This is literally 911.
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I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme
You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.
"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."
sub-literate by TheCox500 January 29, 2009

Literally Unplayable 

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.
Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

i want you so bad like literally 

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.
i want you so bad like literally

literate 

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
literate by CPU Killer January 31, 2005

Literally Dying 

When you just can't even and basically die.
This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.
Literally Dying by meow_zz August 18, 2016