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Leonellus theorem 

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.
According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.
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leonidas 

great spartan king who slayed the many heads of persians. Slaughter many enemies of sparta and banged the queen of sparta
"SPARTAAAAAA!"

"Who is Leonidas?"

"What?! This is SPartAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *kicks*
leonidas by Silencer77 April 20, 2007
The sweetest Russian guy a girl could ever know. He will ask you what's wrong on a bad day and cheer you up in a matter of seconds. He is shy but if you get to know him he is completely the opposite. Leonids can make you laugh when there's nothing to talk about. They are witty and go to college, although they occasionally skip class.

Synonyms: Smart, Adorable, Russian, Awesome
Antonyms: Dumb, ugly
Person1: He's so sweet and adorable!
Person2:He's a Leonid!
Leonid by AZN_INVAZN! November 22, 2010
the absolute perfect boy. he is amazing, makes you feel so important and treats you like a princess. he gives the best hugs and is an amazing kisser. don't get on his bad side tho and mess with the things he loves. he is very athletic and is amazing at everything he does. he often looks down on his self-thinking he is ugly and dumb even tho he is really not. a Leonel is so attractive. he is often shy with talking and nudes but tries to not be and fails. he is really hot. don't lose their trust because once you do they will never trust you again. don't let his shyness fool you tho he is pretty crazy once you get to know him. if you meet one dont let go
person 1: omg its leonel
person 2: damn he is actually perfect
leonel by cake1212 September 26, 2018

Subaru Leone 

Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.

Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.

This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.

Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone

Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...

"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"

It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.
Nothing like the soothing ticking of a Subaru Leone on a cold morning.
Subaru Leone by Swifty Man February 21, 2009

King Leonidas

When you are standing up fucking your girl from behind and when you are about to blow you stick your foot on her ass and kick her off. Yelling out THIS IS SPARTA as your man fountain goes off and she flies into wall/DVD stand etc.
She told me to pull out so I gave her the king leonidas . As she picked herself off the floor I asked what's for dinner?
King Leonidas by The D since 83 January 26, 2016