Rusty Jones 

slang, verb (Rus-tee-Jonz)

The act of spraying another's undercarriage with semen or other bodily discharge, leaving a protective coating.

I pulled out of Jane and proceeded to give her a Rusty Jones.

Rusty Jones by The Double D December 30, 2010

jim joneser 

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Ynez Jones 

Ynez Jones is a very beautiful girl that has many dreams of becoming someone in life. Her name means pure and yet she is the perfect definition of her name. She has such a sweet personality and very nice to whomever she meets. I have to say the first time I laid eyes on her I thought she was a gift from the heavens above. She is also Trinidadian ;)

That girl Ynez Jones should be a model! Beautiful Awesome Fun

Ynez Jones by Dema123 August 24, 2012

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee 

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

Jughead Jones 

The Best character on Riverdale. One half of bughead, one fourth of the core four, the detective. Cute

“WOW Jughead Jones is literally so cute!”

Jughead Jones by Bughead Shipper11 August 7, 2018

jones'd

when one torches a ganja bowl

Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!

jones'd by Dr. Ganjaman June 14, 2010

Phil Jones 

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

Phil Jones by Benny XI August 12, 2020