Grooming the Wookie 

Stroking your meat pole!

My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!

Grooming the Wookie by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 11, 2006

Grooming the Great Dane 

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

Grooming the Great Dane by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

grooming 

Cleaning and putting in order your fur (as an animal) or your hair and clothes (as a human).
Grooming as a job is most often performed on horses, but in zoos and circuses all sorts of animals need grooming.

The bridegroom is perfectly groomed, and the bride looks wonderful!
When grooming your horse, you need brushes, towels, combs and sometimes even a vacuum cleaner.
Cats spend 8 to 15 percent of their waking time grooming themselves.

grooming by TheRealFoo July 28, 2013

Grumming 

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

Grumming by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010

Grooming 

Zoe Laverne

Did you hear about Zoe laverne grooming Connor joyce

Grooming by anonymous December 8, 2020

Grooming 

The act of manipulating a someone who is younger than you with sexual intent through the use of bribery.

Earlier this year, Megan Morris, an 18-year-old from Coventry, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences (grooming) against a young boy she first contacted through a gaming community when he was just 16.

Grooming by Dakrmatter September 6, 2016

grooming 

The act of pedifiles coaxing children into sexual encounters via the internet.

Earlier this year, Andrew Lay, a 35-year-old from Milton Keynes, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences against a young girl he first contacted through a chatroom when she was just 12.

grooming by paul February 23, 2004