goonshagne 

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...

goonshagne by Team JedAli September 20, 2007

prestige gooning 

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

prestige gooning by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

green valley goons

A group of fine gentlemen based out of Seattle who partake in goon shit and do snowsports

Damn bro the green valley goons really ran us for our za.

green valley goons by berry macockener 425 November 28, 2022

Beef Goonash 

A variation of the word "Goon" by basing it around a food dish called "Beef Goonash"

That guy is such a beef goonash

Beef Goonash by Finsio June 9, 2009

El Goonish Shive 

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.

El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!

El Goonish Shive by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Gooniez 

Another word 4 your Friends

Im outside chillin wit my gooniez

Gooniez by Lil JuJu Twin March 3, 2006

Goonix 

A singular turd, often of unusually large size. More than one turd is NOT a Goonix.

1: The toilet could not flush because of the GOONIX wedged in the bowl.

2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.

Chuck: How do you know?

Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.

Goonix by WORDLE August 19, 2011