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Danny Glover Defence 

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!
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A Donald Glover Year 

A year filled with endless awesomeness...

"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
Dude: So what are your new year's resolutions?
Me: To have a Donald Glover year!

The Glover Effect

When a black man (or woman. It happens with both.) uses negative experiences with their race to justify attraction to non-blacks and/or exclusion of their own. Stereotypes are also be used for this.
"One black girl called me an oreo in high school so I now I only date Latinas"

"I don't date black guys because I'm not interested in baby mama drama"

Black Scientists: "These poor people are suffering the (ughhh ughhh) phenomena of The Glover Effect! Only extensive therapy can save them now."

latina glover 

latina glover means you’re really funnt
bro im so latina glover
latina glover by imreallyfunnt October 12, 2021

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.
I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.
White Glover by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023

Donald Glover 

God. Like actual god. Oh you doubt me, faggot? Okay well hes a voice actor, an actor, a comedian, a rapper, a DJ, a coder, a director, and a former T.V. show host. He is the best donald.
Woah... dude I think Donald Glover will release a new album soon...
Nope lmao
Donald Glover by R3XY February 12, 2019

tanny glover 

when a guy walks into a tanning salon and wants a tan with a happy ending from an African American woman.
John wanted a delux tan, so he asked for a tanny glover.
tanny glover by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011