spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

foofmonster 

a wildly aggressive vaginamonster who is known to scare small children at night in Holland.

Brian: OMG Its the FOOFMONSTER
Foofmonster: gurgglee gurrgglee gurrgglee

foofmonster by Gregmkins November 28, 2007

foofaraw 

Making a big deal over something petty.

Don't make a foofaraw about that dude accidentally scuffing your shoes.

foofaraw by thejon_real June 18, 2011

Fooked 

A clever derivitave of "fucked". This variation allows a more public application of its origin, all-the-while maintaining the intended emphasis and can be used anywhere in place of "fucked".

1) "We got all fooked up."

2) "She really fooked up that time."

Fooked by Keoki March 14, 2005

foofer valve 

A phrase used to caution someone before undertaking any difficult task.

I will help you carry that couch.

ok thanks, but dont blow a foofer valve.

can apply to most situations.

foofer valve by hmorrison March 5, 2011

foofing 

A non-technical photographic term for bouncing the light from a flash unit off of a nearby wall or other neutral-colored object in order to diffuse and redirect the light. It produces far more natural looking light (and shadows) than firing a flash directly at the subject.

While shooting the couple's first dance, the wedding photographer swiveled the head of his flash to one side so that he was foofing them rather than blasting them with hard light.

foofing by fooftographer August 23, 2006

Foofoo 

Adjective used to describe anything that is just a little to frilly, fancy, or "upper crust". Things that are foofoo might also be a bit on the delicate side, or too elegant by half, or even offensively fruity. Spoiled little lap-dogs, $1000 designer handbags, and pink capri pants worn by men all qualify as foofoo. Volleyball, a lightweight game - not a "sport" - played by athletic girls and openly gay men, does not qualify as foofoo.

"I just saw Mrs. Vanderbilt buying a Gucci sweater for her poodle. The whole scene was so foofoo."

Foofoo by Corralejo99000 May 28, 2013