facebookstalkerhoes 

this word can be used to refer to both male and female. it is generally used to describe a group of people, who spend a considerable amount of time on facebook lurking and wondering about what a particular person is up to.

((in facebook status, comments, or wall...))

person 1: "hey man what are you going to be for halloween?"
person 2: "i would love to tell you, but that would just kill the suspense for the facebookstalkerhoes, so you'll just have to see it for yourself at the party"

facebookstalkerhoes by That Real Fire October 31, 2009

Facebooksturbation 

Liking one's own post on Facebook.

I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.

Facebooksturbation by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

phantom facebooking by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

facebookin' 

browsing on facebook

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?

facebookin' by Joann W. April 2, 2007

sleep-facebooking 

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

sleep-facebooking by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009

Facebookian 

Any person or persons that apparently cannot exist with out facebook for a day.

A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.

A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.

Ey boy them facebookians have the network running slow.

2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.

You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...

Facebookian by XpideR G August 12, 2009

Facebookioki 

To quote a famous song on your Facebook status update. A mixture of Facebook and Karaoki.

"Look at those sad sad people doing Facebookioki, because they can't think anything interesting to say on their Facebook status update".

Facebookioki by navids April 30, 2009