Facebookify

Facebook is the wonderful new tool that allows you to obsessively check on what other "friends" are doing, who they are dating, where they went clubbing last Saturday night and how big is their brain.

It also allows you to share with these "friends" exactly what you are doing at the moment, what is on your mind and other existential matters that are bugging you.

But this tool can also be used to share information and arrange meetings and nights out.

Therefore, to facebookify is to keep someone informed via Facebook of everything that is going on in your world, that might (or might not) matter to them.

Guy #1's post on Guy #2's wall: Dude, I promised I'll facebookify you with an answer. So, he goes: yes!

Facebookify by A.Strange February 12, 2009

Facebookify

To make something worse.

"The metaverse is a high-tech plan to Facebookify the whole world"

Facebookify by caseyvet May 27, 2022

Facebookify

to make something worse

This new device will facebookify the entire world!

Facebookify by xaasor November 13, 2022

conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.

Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

conspicuous facebooking by WCvolv April 3, 2010

Investigative Facebooking 

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

Investigative Facebooking by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011

FacebookFriday 

When you have nothing better to do and spend a friday on Facebook.

I think tonight's going to be another FacebookFriday

FacebookFriday by tdown21 January 8, 2010

ghost facebooking 

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.

I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?

ghost facebooking by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011