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Facebooksturbation 

Liking one's own post on Facebook.
I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.
Facebooksturbation by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015
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Facebooksturbation 

When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.
"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."
Facebooksturbation by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015

facebooksterbating 

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facebooksterbating 

spending all of one's time on facebook.
You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.
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