Facebooksturbation 

Liking one's own post on Facebook.

I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.

Facebooksturbation by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015

Facebooksturbation 

When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.

"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."

Facebooksturbation by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015

facebooksterbating 

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook

Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.

facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facebooksterbating 

spending all of one's time on facebook.

You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.

facebooksterbating by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019