I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.
by Numbhandluke September 5, 2015
When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.
"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."
by Zenithkaos October 22, 2015