Facebooksturbation
I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.
Facebooksturbation by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015
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Facebooksturbation
When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.
"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."
Facebooksturbation by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015
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facebooksterbating
|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb
to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
verb
to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.
Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012
facebooksterbating
facebooksterbating by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010
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