cumbrella 

A move used in intercourse that paralyzes your mate's genitals so that they don't stop cumming so you need an umbrella to shield yourself from the spray of genital juices.

Have you ever used Cumbrella move, its really effective.

cumbrella by dragon of doom March 2, 2020

Cumbrella 

The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.

Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.

Cumbrella by MurrMiteFish9 August 17, 2022

Cumbrella 

:Cum catchers
Females with long fake eyelashes/extensions that are long enough to catch cum while giving head.

"Hey is Amanda wearing false lashes?"
"Yeah, they are huge, she must use them as cum catchers."
"Definitely like a cumbrella."

Cumbrella by JMCS2023 May 10, 2023

Cumbrella 

False eye lashes in ungodly size so to protect your retinas from getting cum in them when he pulls out and gives her a dirty raccoon.

I purchased a set of five cumbrellas so that I could keep the semen from getting in my eyes.

Cumbrella by #WeirdAssDude March 23, 2025

Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

Cumbrella(s) by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024

Raise the Cumbrella 

Means to 'get a hooker' or 'to find someone to have sex with'.

The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.

Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.

Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.

Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.

Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.

Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.

Raise the Cumbrella by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021

Yellow Umbrella

The person who holds the yellow umbrella is the future love of your life (future husband/wife lover, girlfriend/boyfriend etc)

"So you think about getting serious with this girl?"
"Yeah man, I guess were the one holding my yellow umbrella"

Yellow Umbrella by Flashmash April 14, 2016