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chipotlcray 

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag"
Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.

Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.

chipotle diarrhea 

When you eat Sofritas
You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"
chipotle diarrhea by gamecat November 16, 2013

chipotle friday 

-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*

-the best thing ever

-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring

*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
chipotle friday by shanigg July 6, 2009

Chipotle's Revenge

The time period of about an hour after eating a Chipotle Burrito. Symptoms of Chipotle's revenge are: diarrhea, indigestion and sometimes vomiting. Sometimes a cleaning agent (see Chipotleaway) must be used to remove the blood stains from the eaters undergarments.
Jerry: "Dude I had Chipotle about an hour ago but now I need to take a huge shit! It tastes so good going in, but now it hurts."
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.
Chipotle's Revenge by jsd1027 September 9, 2010

Chipotle Orphanage 

When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.
Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.

Chipotlaid 

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.
Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.
Chipotlaid by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016