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chipotlcray 

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag"
Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.

Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.
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chipoltcray 

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag".
Kanye West's next album should just be 20 tracks of his incessant whining, cuz his last one was chipoltcray.
chipoltcray by Salvatore Antithesis February 12, 2014

Chipotlaway 

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
Chipotlaway by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009

Chipotlaway 

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.
Chipotlaway by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009

Chipotlery 

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.
"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"
Chipotlery by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008

chipotspray 

The ensuing fiery defecation that results following the consumption of a spicy Chipotle burrito.
So I went to Chipotle last night, and I am not looking forward to the chipotspray.
chipotspray by Trennifer May 9, 2014

Chipotlayed 

When A load goes sideways and you know JRO is coming for you.
Your truck is late ...get ready to get Chipotlayed!
Chipotlayed by Pyledriver321 May 11, 2016
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