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Spasm Chasm 

A woman’s vagine/vajayjay/lady garden
Lindsey was so horny and needed lunch so a Chad came over to bring her a smoothie and pound her spasm chasm
Store that comedian Demetri Martin is going to open. Expected to sell not ponchos, but perhaps the necessary materials to make them.
Yeah, "The Chasm." It's going to be like The Gap, but a _lot_ bigger.
The Chasm by Vorian June 24, 2008

Shirt Chasm 

When a female is wearing a push up bra that does not match her boob size that leaves a gap inbetween the females skin and her clothing than any man over 5'5" can see down
Steve: Did you see what Alex was wearing at that party yesterday?
Andy: Ya, she had a shirt chasm, I could see her titties!!
Steve: Aww yeah!!!
Andy: Too Bad that they were to small.
Shirt Chasm by buffalosfinest January 25, 2010

Vascular Chasm Cavity 

A muscled hole which excretes a nasty substance upon the filling of one's intestine. One may be "fucked" in the VCC, but it is generally frowned upon when attempted by two males. Heed warning, if the VCC does not "accept" the harsh organ inserted inside of it, it may spew the same nasty subsatnce that is excreted when the intestine is filled.
John: Hey Babe, how is your Vascular Chasm Cavity feeling?
Babe: It hurts, now let me do yours.

shit chasm 

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit ravine."
Wes: Did you hear Zach got in trouble at that party on Saturday night?

Sonny: Yeah, he got himself in a real shit chasm.
shit chasm by capnwacky July 13, 2009

Spasm chasm 

bilbo vagins. A patch of wrinkles covered in fur with a moist hole in the middle. Missile bunker. An 'ussy' that starts with 'p'.
Put your missile in my bunker to turn it into a spasm chasm
Spasm chasm by .•● October 26, 2018