Bland on Blond 

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

Bland on Blond by cheffykins August 8, 2010

Bland Finale 

Dashed expectations. A bit of a letdown.

The audience had been anticipating Clapton would close the concert with a soaring rendition of his number one megahit, not the bland finale of Layla performed on solo ukulele and a kazoo.

Bland Finale by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Bland Job 

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

Bland Job by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

Bland Guidelines 

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

Bland Guidelines by User1893 January 30, 2023

Bland Crapids 

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

Bland Crapids by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

bland chick 

A girl with no defining features, comes off a production line. As plain as bulk vanilla ice cream from a large tub. eg.10 things i hate about you chick, julia stiles, not Larisa Oleynik.....sheeessss hottt!.

man that girl is like, go-able but....she's just bland, there's nothing there. watta bland chick! ..another thing..in that movie julia styles flashes the teacher...whith what?....im asking what...seriously...it pisses me off...

bland chick by laurozza October 2, 2007

bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

bland stand by BlueFanta December 3, 2016