Bennett

A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.

“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”

by Iben Wakenoff October 24, 2022

Bennett

1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab

1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett

by 23424534567 February 4, 2010

Bennett

The act of using your adam's apple to balance lube while engaging in gay sex.

This is gonna take both hands Larry, good thing I know how to Bennett

by Brimstove January 20, 2010

Bennett

"I'm Bennett, leader of Benny's Adventure Team!"
bennett is a sweet boy from genshin impact, everybody loves him and if u dont, what is wrong with you🤨🤨😐

he is very unlucky(as he says) and his past is sad :(

he's also razor's best friend and boyfriend.

"You're headed off? Cool. It was awesome adventuring with you. We should totally do it again!"

person 1: I really love bennett!! he's in my team
person 2: U GOT BENNETT, WHAT? I WANT HIM PLS BENNETT COME HOME
person 1: good luck pulling him!!

by minty<3 April 4, 2021

Bennett

stupid, end of story.

wow you're so bennett!

by Michelle Gonsopalis October 16, 2008

bennett

A person or persons who believe in the existance of aliens. In addition, is known to regard all writings of people that are self proclaimed doctors as "Documented Fact." While at the same time thinking doctors do not hold any knowledge of the human body.

That guy is such a bennett. He thinks the human race is clones of an alien race trying to escape from something that was chasing them.

by Steve Bracken August 8, 2006

Bennett

an evil person who shall be shat on

Person 1: OMG! I hate that Bennett!
Person 2: IKR! I just shat on him yesterday!

by reereegodz May 30, 2019