beating the record 

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

beating the record by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009

beating a dead horse 

It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.

If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.

If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.

Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.

Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it

Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.

Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it

beating a dead horse by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008

beating around the bush 

being indirect in conversation

please stop beating around the bush and cut to the chase: what the fuck do you want?

beating around the bush by save November 18, 2002

Beating Peter 

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.

Beating Peter by vander-dale May 17, 2009

beatlingual 

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.

Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.

beatlingual by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

load bearing poster by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

bombs and beating hearts 

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.

I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.

bombs and beating hearts by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009