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A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.
Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.
by sp2fraggle December 21, 2005
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The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.
I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.
by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009
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