Top Shelf 

Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.

Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.

Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.

Top Shelf by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007

top shelf 

someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued

"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."

top shelf by dadiddy June 30, 2004

Ball Shelf 

The roll under a woman's chin that even slim women have due to performing too much oral sex with a man over the span of time.

I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.

Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.

Ball Shelf by Heelfigger January 5, 2009

top shelf 

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly

Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho

top shelf by Shiba June 30, 2004

top shelf 

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

top shelf by Alex June 30, 2004

top shelf 

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.

1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"

top shelf by pab June 30, 2004

top shelf 

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

top shelf by Dwayne July 2, 2004