snockered 

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

snockered by d f December 16, 2003

snorkle 

to orally pleasure a female, while breathing heavily, creating snorkling like bubbling sounds.

"hey dude you see that chick?"
"sarah from accounting?"
"she totally got snorkled last night. by ME!"
"you snorkled her?!"
"damn right i did"
MEANWHILE!
"yeah i got snorkled last night."
"oh my god, seriously?"
"yeah, by dave"
"in middle management? oh wow...is he good?"

snorkle by Johnny Gilliam June 9, 2007

Snorkelling 

When two people (usually a couple) are always together, with their heads up eachothers ass, that they need a snorkle to breathe.

"Wheres Jane and Adam?"
"Oh probably snorkelling"

Snorkelling by OllyOllyOxemphree October 26, 2008

Butt Snorkeler 

A person that is soo flagrantly gay that you don't need to see brown on their nose to see that they are gay.

Look at that Butt Snorkeler! Give him a napkin for his brown nose...

Butt Snorkeler by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018

great weather for snorkeling 

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.

"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"

great weather for snorkeling by SilentLemon January 24, 2009

snorkel 

A sexual act where a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea or ocean. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel.

Especially effective if the dwarf's body floats up in the water so that he is only tethered by his head.

"What the hell are those two guys up to?"

"Looks like the short one's wearing a snorkel."

snorkel by sheling May 29, 2008

snookered by the red 

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

snookered by the red by bumholegenies May 27, 2009