When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?