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Cleating 

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.
I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.
Cleating by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

cleaning the blow hole 

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
cleaning the blow hole by SirJalen February 23, 2017

Cleaning the bank

Spending large amounts of money
I just know I'll be cleaning the bank when I go to vegas this weekend
Cleaning the bank by Grakin March 6, 2017

Cleaning out the car 

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"
Cleaning out the car by JuyaC March 24, 2017

Cleaning 

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
Cleaning by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017

Cleaning 

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.
Cleaning by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017