Gay Raccoon 

This phrase is used to refer to someone that is incredibly ignorant about a subject they are arguing about. This person wants to start arguments despite not knowing anything about what they're talking about.

Johnny: Actually, most furries are NOT functioning members of society.
Some Dumbass: Yes they are dude! All the ones I've seen are really nice! You're just a hater.
Johnny: And you're a gay raccoon.

Gay Raccoon by Dipshit Danny May 22, 2018

panda raccoon 

What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!

Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!

panda raccoon by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009

raccoon eyes 

When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.

My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.

raccoon eyes by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006

raccoon queen

A person who gets sloppy seconds... you get ones trash like raccoons do

She’s such a raccoon queen like she’s always being dirty.

raccoon queen by Espice🙄 October 31, 2017

raccoon 

Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.

Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"

Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"

raccoon by smash*star March 14, 2011

The Royal Raccoon 

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

The Royal Raccoon by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

raccoon 

the raccoon is what was formerly on this random kid's head. However it is now being sold by some posh hair stylists as hair extensions for people who are not as stupid/unfortunate to have hair that forms into a raccoon when it grows very long (QQQQQUUUUUUEEEEERRR) People with raccoons are generally peasants

Person 1: 'mate thats a raccoon!!!!!'
Person 2: 'i know its a piece of shit isn't it....i'm probs gonna get it cut off on saturday'
Person 1: 'thank god for that......wudn't want it leaving your head and attacking the rest of us normal human beings now would we!!!'

raccoon by johnstick1 March 24, 2008