is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it
Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!
Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight
The flamming amazon is when im giving her the grissle, and right when i'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my Zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, and extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice.
The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.