wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

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Gangster Wanking

when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!

Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!

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the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues

to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket

coin wanking by buzzub January 30, 2009

Word of the Day on February 8, 2009

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The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

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When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it

"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"

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Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

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