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Gangster Wanking 

when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!
Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!

coin wanking 

the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues
to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket
coin wanking by buzzub January 30, 2009
Word of the Day on February 8, 2009

wanking chariot 

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.
c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.
wanking chariot by Codiak July 31, 2003

Wankling 

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."
Wankling by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

Wanking Up 

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
Wanking Up by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017

wanking around 

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.
what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).