Paul Walkered 

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.

Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"

Paul Walkered by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016

Gin Wankerdom 

the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"

Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.

Gin Wankerdom by Paulinevic July 28, 2017

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

Wankerpedia 

Wankerpedia is an encyclopedia full of exclusionary editorial snobs. No matter how you propose information to these wankers, they deem it inappropriate or not worthy of their all might bank of knowledge. They moderate your content between strokes while they are simultaniously jacking off to Britney Spears videos.

That fuckin' Wankerpedia turned down my definition of a buttnugget. Stupid fags!

Wankerpedia by John the Kook February 9, 2009

Willy Wonkered 

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

Walkered 

A word used to describe behaviour similar to that of a Walker. Such behaviours include, but are not limited to; Light but frequent bullshitting (Particularly over cock size), proving to be difficult to contact, or being unreliable in general.

Smith-"Shite,man. Duncan's just told me he'd get Green Day tickets but didn't and now they're sold out."

Lesley-"Haha, m8. Sounds like you got heavy Walkered".

Walkered by FieldsOfNeat June 26, 2017

Walkered 

To be unknowingly roped into a position of responsibility for and indefinite period of time.

Oh man, why did I just agree to a graveyard shift?
You've just been walkered.

I was going to get off my face but I got walkered into being a safety officer.

Turns out I'm competent at my job, so I got walkered.

Walkered by Risk taking March 18, 2010