what the tits

What the fuck/hell/shit

What the tits is going on in here?!

what the tits by teetsy mcspank January 16, 2004

ripped to the tits 

Adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. The state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embarassment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. This term was recently exhumed by Grace Slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in Germany.

I'm not sure what happened. I just know I was ripped to the tits and don't remember anything.

ripped to the tits by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

wired-to-the-tits 

An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.

Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.

wired-to-the-tits by benny b from the bronx August 26, 2007

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

I will punch you in the tits by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH 

To rock, rally, destroy, kick ass, dominate, etcetera.

Let's listen to some Dio and RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH!

RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH by laceylykewhoa June 13, 2008

hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance

i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!

hossin the tits off it! by davethejag February 6, 2009

you're the tits 

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits

"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."

you're the tits by SluttySally December 17, 2011