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Spatula Day 

1) The greatest day of all time! An affront to all other lesser days ie: Christmas, Easter, Lent etc, A fist in the face of Commercial gift culture.
A Celebration of the Spatula!

2) A celebration invented in Perth, Western Australia, in 1993, by B.Lombardo, A.Raspa, P.Parkinson, R Cechner, B.Nelson and others as an excuse to have a party.
Highly influenced by the movie "Vidiot from UHF"

Is celebrated on the 3rd day of September every year or on the closest weekend after the date.

The only enforced rule is that spatulas (also falsely refereed to as egg-flips) are given as gifts and all who wish to attend must possess at least one spatula at all times during the event.

Other rituals enacted at Spatula Day parties are:
There should be a fire of some kind, preferably a large bonfire, hotter than the sun
Spatula shaped cakes should be present for all to eat
If you leave before 3am you are a piker
There should be a Spatula Olympics of somekind, incorporating a Spatula beauty pageant.
"Wooooooo!! Spatula Day" yells Kimberly.
The other employees look at her strangely.
Spatula Day by Ben C L June 5, 2005
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When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.
I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.
Spatula by Strum_4 March 11, 2008

muddy spatula 

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
muddy spatula by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Nut Spatula 

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh
Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?
Nut Spatula by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023
the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo
my spatula is really hitting the spot right now
Spatula by hey girlypop April 24, 2023

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula 

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

Get out my spatula 

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)
When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.