shitanked 

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

shitanked by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

shittanked 

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

shittanked by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

Shitcunted 

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

Shitcunted by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009

shit canned 

a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.

shit canned by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Skitcanned 

What happens when poorly trained or talented actors are removed from the final cut of a sketch comedy show.

The dude was just unfunny. He got skitcanned.

Skitcanned by ReinhardtBII December 11, 2012

shittanked 

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

shittanked by Luke N August 4, 2006

Shit-Canned 

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

Shit-Canned by D-i-Z September 11, 2005