sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004

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spluttering

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way

"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."

spluttering by hayden595 March 1, 2008

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shutterfinger

-noun

1. a person that can't stop taking pictures, someone that has near obsessive compulsion to snapping away at everything with his or her camera.

Their fingers click constantly at the shutter button, hence the word.

He's such a shutterfinger, he always carry around his camera snapping away like a paparazzi.

shutterfinger by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

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Scuttling

The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity.

keep on scuttling.

"Nathan, even though it's your birthday there is no need to be scuttling right in my face!"

"Wow have you ever seen someone be such a confident scuttler?"

Scuttling by DJ SK YOLO June 16, 2013