tuna schooner 

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

tuna schooner by Victory92 June 3, 2017

reverse schooner 

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

reverse schooner by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

Corn Schooner 

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

Corn Schooner by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

Vietnamese Schooner 

1) Noun. A small fishing boat docking out of Vietnam. Typical crew of less than 10. Mainly used in a fishing fleet or as a single family's source of income/sustenance.

2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.

NOTE:
Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.

1) Eric really enjoyed his semester abroad in Vietnam, he learned a lot helping his host family aboard their Vietnamese schooner.

2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.

Vietnamese Schooner by Right-angle Rick May 4, 2013

Pooper Schooner 

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

Pooper Schooner by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

pooner schooner 

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

pooner schooner by eddie house May 15, 2009

The Schooner 

The Schooner

While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.

Robb’s favorite move was the Schooner.

The Schooner by BellsBeach50 May 6, 2019