ponce number 1 

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

ponce number 1 by greyfrust September 21, 2009

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

brown finger poncho by master battes October 15, 2007

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho 

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

Brown Poncho by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

Poncey 

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

Poncey by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005

Dirty Poncho 

The act of "pooping" in a bandanna and slapping someone in the face with it.

"Dude you should have been there i gave a dirty poncho last night!"

Dirty Poncho by Roidz December 8, 2006

Poncholita 

a young, (usually) Hispanic girl sporting a poncho; travels in vast swaths

I just saw 600 poncholitas get off the bus in the rain.

Poncholita by TenFeetTaller July 19, 2017