OFF 

"O" the closing of a transistor on a computer terminal, the output path the transistor sends.
the ON is the "I" or Input, in which the transistor is opened and continues to send data and electricity.
this applies to any electronic device.

"lets turn off the lightswitch"
"lets turn it on"
"why dont you fuck off?"

OFF by Maxx January 12, 2004

off 

The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.

Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)

off by ChickenNuggggeeettt December 26, 2011

OFF 

Old fart Friday. When you go to a restaurant or store on Friday and there are mostly old people in the place.

A: ugh there are so many old people here
B: I know it's OFF here.

OFF by JLG97 October 10, 2011

off 

Off is a spray used by hoes to keep the bugs off them in the woods

i think there is a bug in this here woods can you hand me the off

off by purplemonky November 24, 2003

off 

Is always uncapitalized and italicized; Not Oof

Guy 1: I just died
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 3: It's off

off by Rekanator October 19, 2018

Off 

a person i love.
sexy person.

I love Andreas.
damn, this guy is off!

Off by rena July 26, 2004

OFF 

“ oh fuck fund”. Some amount of money that one posses usually hidden in a sock drawer for when shit really hits the fan.

Gotta use my OFF to pay for my side chicks abortion

OFF by Logzbaker May 22, 2018