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missing a finger 

A phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindfuck picture that is meant to make you shit bricks. Not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone shit bricks.
John: I cant find it! whats with this picture

Jim: Oh! crap! its missing a finger!
missing a finger by burkinmadd November 18, 2009

missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch
Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

Fuck off mom”

the missing inch

The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
the missing inch by poja August 2, 2004

troops massing at the border 

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

missing out 

When things happen that you don't know about that you would otherwise like to be a part of you are missing out.
When there is information that you have no way of knowing you are missing out.
He said I was missing out when I asked about "the party".
missing out by ruaiingwee October 28, 2010

Missingfull 

the word used to describe the feeling of missing another person. to miss some one or be in woe by the having a feeling of missing another person.
"Hey how are you?" "im missingfull" "ah dude, you miss your girl dont you" "ya man ya"
Missingfull by Holden O'neal September 20, 2007