Angry Puppeteer 

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole

“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”

Angry Puppeteer by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021

Three Musketeers 

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

Three Musketeers by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Puppeteer

This occurs during a bisexual threesome involving two guys and one girl. When one man inserts his penis into the ass of the other man, then thrusts and guides that man into the womans vagina.

"Danny and Ryan pulled the puppeteer on Linda last night. Who thought Ryan would be the middle man."

Puppeteer by MisterRochet February 8, 2010

Three Musketeers 

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

Three Musketeers by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Australian Puppeteer 

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.

"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

Australian Puppeteer by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007

Tongue Puppeteering

The art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.

Matt's tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.

He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.

Tongue Puppeteering by jivedickie5 February 4, 2005

Three Musketeers 

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

Three Musketeers by Lemongrass July 22, 2016