Masterberrying 

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

Masterberrying by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

compulsive masterbater 

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

compulsive masterbater by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

MASTERbater by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

masterbeard 

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

masterbeard by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

masterbacrastinating

1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.

Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.

masterbacrastinating by Rayquisha November 28, 2007

masterbaker 

1) This is a person of supreme status within the baking community. 2) They love a great fiddle and are great to conclude, real professionals. 3) Great with cupcakes as well as in the bedroom.

Danny: I m telling you Naomi is a MasterBaker
Kevin: I hear the same and she s cooking up some great smells to......

Josh: Wow she really knows what men want that Dorris
Hero Naxan: Shes one hell of a Masterbaker she is

masterbaker by dannyzz July 7, 2010

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

Coat Hanger Masterbater by ashley November 13, 2004