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Lumber Liquidate

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Sexual Act in which you slap a girl in the face with your dick, then fuck her anally, then slap her with your dick again, then fuck her in the vag, then slap her in the face one last time before walking out.
by Dylan624 January 21, 2013
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Load Liquidator

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A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
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Nocturnal liquidation

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When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.
I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.
by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016
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liquidarity

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Like solidarity, but involving booze.
In a show of liquidarity, Martha and Ian headed to the bar to celebrate the end of a long and shitty week.
by iandavid February 27, 2009
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liquidarian

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A person who follows liquidarianism: a dietary philosophy of healthy drinks, such as nut milks, vegetable broths, herbal teas, juices and water. The doctor told me liquidarianism is a healthy diet, there are other types of liquidarians including but not limited to: juicetarians and waterians.
Have some cake.
No thanks, I'm a liquidarian!
by King Charles Evergreen August 25, 2019
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Liquidityifieing

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Liquidityifieing, The action of having liquid poured on your body by a automated water pump.
I just finished liquidityifieing, so now I’m clean
by Meeper51 December 14, 2020
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