lametarded 

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.

Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.

lametarded by bahrfight November 5, 2010

Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.

I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.

Mactarded by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008

Lactard 

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

Lactard by jake826 May 6, 2006

lacktarted 

another word for being lactose intolerant

Dude1:I thought you were lacktarted
Dude2:I am
Dude1:then why are you eatting all that pizza
Dude2: Sh*t

lacktarted by gamerz715 October 1, 2007

Lactard 

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard

When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard

Lactard by halflactarded September 1, 2009

Loptarded 

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

Loptarded by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

Leftarded 

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

Leftarded by Jax75 June 4, 2007