Hobnocker 

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

Hobnocker by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

Hobknocker 

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

Hobknocker by Maimraid February 7, 2009

hobnoker 

a person(s) that have sex with small animals and sometimes elephants.

shut up you hobnoker.

hobnoker by locajay September 28, 2009

hobknocker 

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

hobknocker by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009

Hobknocker 

Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions

Hobknocker is not a real word

Hobknocker by Jackbuddy5736 September 3, 2016

hobnocker 

A hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with "hobnobber," which is a cool and awesome geek).
A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs.
A hobnocker is an alcoholic.
A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert.

A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.

That hobnocker should be arrested !

hobnocker by offtheheasyjm March 6, 2010

Hobnocker 

1. Someone who slaps others with their penis and/or testicles
2. Someone who (male or female) who has any kind of sexual intercourse with an animal, whether it be vaginal, oral, anal or any other type of intercourse
3. Someone who frequently masturbates publicly
4. A child molester

This term was made famous on the popular Nickelodeon "iCarly".

Jay-Z: Would you go back out with Chris Brown?
Rihanna: NO! Chris Brown Is Such A Hobnocker!

Hobnocker by YoungKari July 10, 2010