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Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.
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freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

Freezer bags 

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
She has horrendous freezer bags that one

Freezer Bomb 

When you need your brewski to be cold for a last minute night out. The solution is to throw that b in the freezer to cool it down fast.
Guy 1: Alright Dave, are you ready for tonight?
Dave: Fuck I forgot let me Freezer Bomb a brew real quick.
Freezer Bomb by Freezer Bomber November 28, 2021

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.
Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

Freezer Sports 

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.
I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.
Freezer Sports by The Revisitter August 23, 2009

freezer fur 

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
freezer fur by mamma murder December 16, 2010