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Facebook Encounter 

The awkward situation where you find yourself being introduced to or mingling with some one that you know you have recently friend requested on Facebook, however never met them in person. It is a quite sticky and uncomfortable encounter, as most people choose to pretend they’ve never seen the second party before and keep quiet, knowing that the second party recognizes them and is equally as uncomfortable. This can easily lead to a facebombing, if the second party chooses to verbally recognize in front of others that you have recently “Facebooked” them- this generally leads to an awkward silence, putting your head down, and a frowning upon by the 2nd and 3rd party.
Guy: “Hi it’s nice to meet you too”

Girl: “Didn’t you just facebook me the other day?”

Guy: “…….... well this is a shitty and embarassing facebook encounter”

Girl and Everyone Else: “……………………”
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sexual encounter 

a stimulating, passionate, and arousing experience with another individual in a romantic/sexual context. According to Segen's Medical Dictionary, "Any act between 2 or more persons involving sexual contact with genitalia and/or oral mucosa"; Meaning, anything ranging from sex to making out.
I had a sexual encounter with Tiffany last night! We made out on top of a parked car and dry humped.
sexual encounter by dealreal June 4, 2018

First Encounter Assault Recon 

The First Encounter Assault Recon (Otherwise known as FEAR), is the largest of the official groups within the game ROBLOX, with 89959 members as of the publishing of this definition.

From the members of FEAR you will hear that the FEAR Empire is the greatest thing that will ever come to exist. They will go on and on about how incredibly dead anyone who opposes them will be. Even the second sentence of their group description is a lie, saying "The F.E.A.R. Empire is 115,892 Members strong as of today", when (on my screen) two inches to the right of the text '115,892' is the ROBLOX official member count, reading 89959.

From non-FEAR members, you will hear that they are just the largest collection of illiterate, arrogant, foolish, and just plain stupid jerks that you will ever see.

In the examples box, I have a standard conversation between a FEAR member and a NON-FEAR member.
First Encounter Assault Recon: IZ WILL EATING YOU HART AZ I KIL U!

NON-FEAR: I doubt you know where my heart is. Or how to get it out.

FEAR: I USE ME SORDZ!

NON-FEAR: You have a knife in your hand, not a sword.

FEAR: 2 BAD! I KIL U NAO!

(Non-fear kills FEAR)

NON-FEAR: Well, good luck.

FEAR: NUB! REPORTED!

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.
when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

bathroom encounter 

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom
Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.
bathroom encounter by deadheadrik December 28, 2009

Walking Encounter Dance 

When 2 people are walking towards each other, and when trying to get out of the way of one another, move in the same direction, blocking each other once again. This continues until one person stops and or finally moves around the other person. Sometimes can be a humorous action, other times just unnecessary BS you don't need in your day.
Tim and James walked towards each other and did the," Walking Encounter Dance." After getting in each others way a few more times, they laughed and finally sorted it out.

Close Encounter of the Second Kind 

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!