Midnight Centipede

When you take a shit in someone's mouth while they're sleeping. The centipede part refers to a human centipede, where one eats another's shit.
Taeoni fell asleep early tonight, so Elijah gave her the midnight centipede!
by M#TH October 03, 2017
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Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!
by M#TH August 13, 2018
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