Cumé

A gourmet form of spice:

The solidified form of sperm ground through a table grinder(salt grinder). Often enjoyed on popcorn, pasta and home baked goods.

“I’d like a splash of cumé on my fries. Please pass the grinder!”

Cumé by Honestalbertan October 17, 2020

cüme

New form of cume

Anton drinks cüme by the bucket

cüme by Mbiird September 22, 2023

Cumé Quevó Cês Tão? 

A four-word greeting popularised by Bruno Nogueira in his Instagram live-streamed program "Como É Que O Bicho Mexe". It roughly translates to "How are you all doing?".

Hello everyone, nice to see you all here. Cumé Quevó Cês Tão?

Cumé Quevó Cês Tão? by danielbynight March 10, 2021

Cumer 

A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!

"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"

Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020

Cumehameha 

When you have an profusely intense fap session that last several porn videos and you finally release the cumehameha!! You shoot it largest load you ever accomplished.

Bro, I cumehameha last night for the first time. I had to replace my keyboard because of it.

Cumehameha by Turboman May 2, 2013

Heavy Cumer 

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

Heavy Cumer by Urban humor May 25, 2016

Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.

Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.

Cumercial by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009