cüme

New form of cume

Anton drinks cüme by the bucket

cüme by Mbiird September 22, 2023

cume 

the old english word for sperm

Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume

cume by dick guzinya March 20, 2004

cume 

Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.

If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.

cume by a guy who wants more cume March 18, 2004

cume 

Short for "cumulative," among other things.

Jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 cume!

cume by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004

cume 

Cumulative, especially g.p.a.

With a cume of 3.8, she graduated _Magna cum Laude_

cume by bob 'a' March 25, 2004

Cumé

A gourmet form of spice:

The solidified form of sperm ground through a table grinder(salt grinder). Often enjoyed on popcorn, pasta and home baked goods.

“I’d like a splash of cumé on my fries. Please pass the grinder!”

Cumé by Honestalbertan October 17, 2020

cume 

(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.

n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."

cume by Caltha. March 21, 2004